Mom had taken her three-year-old Timmy in to the pediatrician’s office, where one of the first tasks is to weigh and measure them. After several unsuccessful attempts to get Timmy on the scale, his mother said: “Honey, Mommy has a scale at home. Do like I do and stand on it.”
Recognition dawned on the child’s face and he confidently stepped on the scale, looked down and exclaimed, “Oh, darn it!”
