A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: “Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000.” There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room.
Suddenly, from the back of the room, the voice of an elderly woman is heard: “So what did you do with the money?” (from Cybersalt Digest)